Some Stuff I Gone and Did in Wales

You best believe it, guys. I went and done a visit to Wales. I’d like to take a moment to tell you a list of some of the stuff I did.

1)      Met a nice sheep, settled down and started a family.

2)      Learned Welsh from my sheep wife.

3)      Ate some Cornish pasties, then vomited them in the street.

4)      Grew 6 inches shorter and 15 pounds fatter.

5)      Danced in the rain.

6)      Demolished some castles.

7)      Divorced my sheep wife.

8)      Developed a drinking problem.

9)      Forgot Welsh.

10)  Fled the country for brighter horizons.

Full country review to come… Maybe, who knows?